Pre-marital Love
We were in long nine months before our marriage.
One day my wife asked - "You don't love me as you did before our marriage."
I replied - "I don't like to continue the pre-marital affairs."Rating
Congratulate
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.RatingDifference Between Foolish man & Wise Man
A FOOLISH man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.RatingI was A Fool
Wife : Honey , I was A Fool When I Married You
Husband : Yes Dear , But i was in love and didn't notice itRating
Fortune And Wealth
Wife : Do you love me because my dad left me a fortune?
Husband : Who says? I will love you no matter who left you the fortune.RatingSmart Wife
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."RatingRelationship
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."Rating
Absence of loveMost Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many.RatingTwo lovers plan to sucide.
Boyjumps first.
Girl close her eyes and returned back saying "Love is blind"
Boy in air opens his parachute and says "True love never dies."Rating
Wife: why don't you advised your friend to select his wife hence she is not a match with him?
husband: mmmm.... becoz he didn't advised me on that timeRatingI breathe a man dies
Bhola (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Pyarelal: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"RatingMR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.RatingDEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!RatingA gentle push!!!
wife: what will you do if i succesfully climb and reach the top of mount everest?
husband: a gentle push!!!RatingA student grabbed a coin,
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study.RatingWhen I Was Born
When I was born, GOD said,
"Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said,
"OH NO! COMPETITION".
Who knew,
one day these Idiots will become
FRIENDS FOREVER!RatingCIA: why criminals leave their fingerprints after doing their work?
Recruit: Sir, I Think they are illiterate, if they were literate, they would leave their signature for u.RatingUndying Love?
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.RatingABCD.....
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKINGRatingSurprised Long Drive
GIRL: Where are you taking me?
BOY: Long Drive!
GIRL: Wow... why didn't you tell me first?
BOY: Even I don't know that.
GIRL: How?
Boy: Bike Breaks are not working.Rating
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