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He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes." H. E. Martz

 

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. Hobart Brown

 

Mustard's no good without roast beef. Chico Marx

 

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson

 

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope

 

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman. Randy K. Milholland

 

Most people ignore most poetry
because most poetry ignores most people. Adrian Mitchell

 

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. Mark Twain

 

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson

 

He talked with more claret than clarity.Susan Ertz

 

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.Dan Quayle

 

If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.Antoine de Saint-Exupery

 

I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!' Ellen DeGeneres

 

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. Elvis Costello

 

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.Gertrude Stein

 

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. Alexander Pope

 

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead

 

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. David M. Ogilvy

 

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. Samuel Goldwyn

 

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Soren KierkegaardM.

 
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