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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstein

 

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright

 

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

 

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. James Thurber

 

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. George Bernard Shaw

 

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Thomas Szasz

 

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. Woody Allen

 

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin

 

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. Alfred E. Wiggam

 

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation. Kin Hubbard

 

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. Henry David Thoreau

 

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. Charles M. Schulz

 

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. Carrie Fisher

 

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. Oscar Wilde

 

The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change. Seth MacFarlane

 

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. Mark Twain

 

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Sir Winston Churchill

 

The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none. Thomas Carlyle

 

The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism. Sir William Osler

 

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. Laurence J. Peter

 
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